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Therapy Is Expensive That's Why I Have You Card

Therapy Is Expensive That's Why I Have You Card

Therapy is expensive — that’s why I have you.

For the friend who doubles as your unpaid therapist, hype person, and emergency contact, this card says exactly what you’re already thinking.

Featuring two hand-drawn matcha glasses clinking with delicate coquette bow details, this A2 linen card is equal parts funny and sentimental — the kind of card she’ll keep on her desk long after her birthday.

Regular price $10.00 USD
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Product Details

• Hand-drawn matcha design with coquette bow details
• Funny + heartfelt message for your ride-or-die friend
• Soft, linen-textured finish for an elevated feel
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Keepsake-worthy design (not getting thrown away)

Features

• A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
• Printed on premium linen cardstock
• Blank interior
• Includes white envelope
• Ships flat in a protective sleeve

Materials & Care

• Printed on high-quality linen-textured cardstock
• Soft matte finish (not glossy)
• Not waterproof — keep dry
• Store flat to maintain shape and texture

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